Saturday, November 24, 2012

Wedding Bells Ringing across Bollywood and NITIE

Chandigarh. Despite of multiple tabloid reports about Katrina’s make-up with Salman Khan, we approached the tantalizing beauty to ask her about her dream man and her wedding plans. Blushingly, and with great respect for the lucky guy, she disclosed that she had been secretly dating a young man named Sachin Gupta from Panchkula. It brought a great wave of disbelief and despair among all her fans. Several protestants can be seen burning down Sachin aka Bond’s life size posters and cut outs. Really unbelievable to see why somebody would even bother to collect his photographs and take Life-size Prints.
When quizzed, Salman Khan told us that he feels devastated and will soon be declaring hunger strike, and will sit right at Katrina’s doorstep till she convinces him about what she saw in Bond so enticing. However, we interviewed Katrina too to unveil the mystery. That’s when she told us “I just love to hear his voice. I fell in love with him the moment I heard him speak”. Sources, on the other hand, have warned us against interviewing him and broadcasting the talk to masses. Enquiring further, Katrina told us that she is excited about settling down in Karbi, his native place. She had always been an admirer of Dadua, the much dreaded dacoit in three states, gunned down by STF in an encounter. She says she feels sorry about it and will certainly work for the upliftment of his followers to bring back the same glory of old times to the gang.
Overall, she seemed quite thrilled about marrying this young lad who plans to join Bollywood soon. One also hears that Katrina has also managed to pull an offer from James Cameroon for her beau to star in the upcoming flick Avtaar 2. Prior to his film career, he has worked as consultant and manager in different organisations after completion of his post graduation degree from NITIE. His batchmates must be pretty excited about their friend winning over the svelte actress, declared as the most desirable woman in 2010 by The Times of India and Channel Zoom.

2 comments:

  1. Wow what an innovative way of leg pulling :) Btw Robert Pattinson was inquiring about u... what u think.. should i give him ur no. :P

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  2. You may give him but ask him to turn into real Vampire before calling me. You know my plans. Don't you? :) and yeah, thanks.:)

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